A Free-verse Poem in honour of my Dad - Robert Edward Boyes Daddy Dad, Father Gramps, Robert Robot, Bobby Bob, Vater (German for Father) Farter, Rob Pants (Note: Banana & Pants = Nana & Gramps) SHIRLEY!! SHIRLEY!!!! My Daddy is a Vampire (by the Meteors). Builder (Bob the Builder) Entrepreneur, Bobby (Policeman) Bodyguard, Manager Director, Owner Consultant, Advisor Author, Speculator Fire-starter, Special agent...... Charming Charismatic, Handsome Clever, Powerful Fierce, Proud Distinguished, Caring Generous, Funny Raconteur, FIRE-STARTER!! FUCKING LEGEND !!! I love my dad ❤